The naughty lady of shady lane had hit the town like a bomb
  The back fence gossips ain't been this good since Mabel ran off with Tom
  Our town was peaceful and quite before she came on the scene
  The lady has started a riot disturbing the suburban routine
  Oh the naughty lady of shady lane has the town in a whirl
  The naughty lady of shady lane me oh my oh what a girl
  
  You should see how see carries on with her admirers galore
  She must be giving them quite a thrill the way they flock to her door
  She throws those come-hither glances at every Tom, Dick and Joe
  When offered some liquid refreshment the lady never never says no
  Oh the naughty lady of shady lane has the town in a whirl
  The naughty lady of shady lane me oh my oh what a girl
  
  The things they're trying to pin on her won't hold much water I'm sure
  Beneath the powder and fancy lace there beats a heart sweet and pure
  She just needs someone to change her then she'll be nice as can be
  If you're in the neighborhood stranger you're welcome to drop in and see
  The naughty lady of shady lane so delightful to hold
  The naughty lady of shady lane she's delectable quite respectable
  And she's only nine days old