I was walkin' down the street
  When someone called my name
  She had spiked heels on her feet
  And she was feelin' no pain
    Ohhh must be Lizard Love
    So I hid behind the newspaper
  Turned to page six
  She was in her birthday suit
  Behind a crucifix
    Ohhh must be Lizard Love
    She was hangin' big booty
  She was puss n' boots way up to here
  She's a little bit of heaven, a 24-7
  A 10 every day of the year
    Now there must be some mistake
  I'm feelin' so high strung
  She said 'I make love like a snake
  I even got a forked tongue'
    At first I thought I was dreamin'
  That I'd wake up and she'd dissappear
  But when I opened up my eyes
  She was laughing and a screamin' swinging from the chandlier
    You know I never seem to give
  Or ever get enough
  And I just can't seem to live without
  That sweet bodacious stuff
    Ohhh must be Lizard Love