Annie's got a thing about leather
   Bobby's got a thing about lace
   Maryanne's getting light as a feather
   Just like the nose that used to be on her face
   Somebody tell me
   what the hell is goin' on
   Oh Please
   Cause I've bin standing here
   for way too long.
   Welcome to our Zoo
   Welcome to the Zoo
   We saved a room for you.
   Sally's got a ring in her naval
   Larry's got a spoon up his nose
   Peggy Sue likes to eat when she's able
   Just how she's able to, God only knows